downsouf:

get this out of my sight

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Now that this girl I know is following me its gonna be real hard to post my nudes on this blog

How am I supposed to share my dick with the world when I gotta look at this girl everyday wondering if she secretly judging my posts? Tumblr game hella skresfull


Q
What is the new black??
Anonymous
A

negressive:

"New black" is the stage in negroid evolution that follows "black" and is followed by "post-black"

for clarity, see:

  • Zoe “People of Color Don’t Exist” Saldana
  • Don “Bill O’Reilly Has Got a Point About Black People” Lemon
  • Stacey “Romney 2k12” Dash
  • Rashida “White Passing n Loving it” Jones
  • Morgan “Let’s Stop Talking About Race” Freeman
  • Kobe “Talking out My Ass When We Already Weary of You As A Community” Bryant
  • Donald “Loves Raceplay” Glover

Women hate to be bored Tom, they HATE to be bored. A woman would rather be with a guy that beats them to death than bores them to death, trust me nigga, I know.
Pretty Boy Fleezy securing his place in the halls of animated niggardry (via doomsday519)

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forsures:

Boondocks is getting cancelled tomorrow. Chris Brown is gonna be hotttttttttt. I’m fucking dying.

"Christiana" is probably pissed too


nosdrinker:

klay thompson looks like cory from boy meets world

Someone finally said it


askinnyblackman:

GUYS HERE’S THE THING FROM THE VINE

The most important beat of the year

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k1mkardashian:

san francisco is what i’d imagine america would be if there were less republicans 

Accurate


vinebox:

When getting caught up GETS REAL

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